Clinic HPV Variant Test Women and Men – £99
A Same Day HPV Test Walk-in Centre. Choose your sampling method. Swab or Urine. Follow the instructions provided and you will be fine. It takes about 5 minutes.
Human Papilloma Virus is a common infection. Most of us will have experienced it more than 1 time in a lifetime. There are more than 300 variants of it. This exam reports only on the higher risk 21. Some problems caused include:
- Genital Warts
- Cervical Pre-cancer
- Other Related Diseases.
Why Choose Our HPV Clinic?
Our Laboratory uses UKCA CE-certified PCR special purpose high tech instruments and manual with robotic machines. The Instruments and the equipment that are used are registered with MHRA.
- 21 x Variants Reporting
- We use Modern Technology newer than the NHS
- Best Value Prices – Your Direct with the Laboratory
- Best Support your chatting with BioMedical Scientists.
- Pre-Paid Royal Mail Tracked 24/48, Return to Lab Label option
- Result Certificate Issued by Confidential Email (No SMS)
- Click and Collect Sample Collection Open 10am to 10pm
- Jump the queue option for £50
- WhatsApp Team Support with Laboratory Staff
Choose your HPV Clinic Sampling Option?
Self Swab Kit
- Swab stick
- Sample Stick Holder Tube
- Return UN3373 Labelled Bag.
- Return label option at the checkout.
- Instructions for use.
- Pre-Return Online Sample Registration
- Free Replacement Kit if loss or Damage and only £9.50 for extras.
- Plain White package for privacy and discretion from neighbours
- Cost effective Standard kit with Upgrade Kit Option for £50
- Patient Request Comments Box (read by the Laboratory Staff processing your sample for better quality and communication)
Urine Tub Kit
- Sample Beaker container
- Absorbent Pad
- Return UN3373 Labelled Bag.
- Return label option at the checkout.
- Instructions for use.
- Pre-Return Online Sample Registration
- Free Replacement Kit if loss or Damage and only £9.50 for extras.
- Plain White package for privacy and discretion from neighbours
- Cost effective Standard Packages with an Upgrade Option for £50
- Patient Request Comments Box (read by the Laboratory Staff processing your sample for better quality and communication)
Register your Sample Tube Number here in your Account dashboard.
What HPV Variant do we detect?
Variants reported on are: 16, 18, 31, 59, 66, 53, 33, 58, 45, 56, 52, 35, 68, 51, 39, 82, 26, 73, 6, 11, 81. The certificate will tell you if you are positive or negative for each of these.
Whats the HPV Test Ordering Process?
Please book your appointment online and visit us on-site for your self-swab in London. Remember to bring your ID.
Firstly Order your check-up online and once it arrive collect your sample at home.
Arrive to your check-up and complete the sampling
Finally Once your results are ready, we will send you an email with your certificate.
How long does it take for the HPV Clinic Results? ⏱️
- Standard Clinic Service 1-7 days.
- The “While You Wait” Upgrade service for a fee of £50.
Frequently Asked Questions HPV Same Day Clinic in London
Q: Firstly, what exactly is this disease?
- A: Human Papillomavirus (HPV) is the most common sexually transmitted infection.
Q: And how is it spread?
- A: It is spread through skin-to-skin contact, primarily via vaginal, anal, or oral sex with someone who has the virus. It can also be transmitted through the sharing of sex toys. And some say door handles and toilet seats
Q: Does it cause serious problems?
- A: In many cases, it disappears on its own within two years without causing any health problems. However, if the immune system does not clear it, persistent infection can lead to serious health issues, notably genital warts and cancer.
Q: And what specific health issues does it cause?
- A: High-risk types can cause cervical and other related cancers, such as those of the vulva, vagina, penis, and anus.
Q: Also, how many types are there in total?
- A: There are over 300 types of Human Papilloma virus identified to date.
Q: Which specific HPV types are the most concerning?
The types that cause the most common issues are:
- Cervical: Types 16 and 18 cause the majority (7 out of 10) of CC diseases.
- Genital Warts: Types 6 and 11 are the most common cause of genital warts.
Q: And can I get infected after menopause?
- A: Yes, it is possible to get infected during or after menopause, reinforcing the need for continued vigilance and screening.
- Prevention and Screening Strategies
Q: How can I avoid the problems it may cause?
- A: The best defense is a proactive approach combining multiple strategies:
- Get Vaccinated (if eligible).
- Use condoms correctly every time you have sex.
- Avoid having sex with multiple partners.
- Get checked regularly (DNA).
Q: Who should get the vaccine?
- A: Everyone up to age 26 should get the vaccine unless they have already completed the vaccination series. If you are older than 26, speak to your GP, as the vaccine may still be recommended.
Q: Does the vaccine protect against all species?
- A: No, the vaccine does not prevent all types of cervical tumour or strains, which is why screening remains essential.
Q: Do women still need swabs even if they have been vaccinated?
- A: Yes, absolutely. Because the vaccine does not cover all strains, women should continue to have regular screening (Smears) as advised by their healthcare provider.
Q: Does it affect pregnancy?
- A: Yes. Pregnant females infected may develop genital warts or abnormal cell changes in the cervix, requiring specialist monitoring.
Q: Lastly, can I get checked while I wait?
- A: Yes, for the ultimate in speed, you can access our “While You Wait” service for a fee of £50 to get your results Same Day at participating clinics.
Shipping and Return Policies
Appointment:
Missed appointments or cancellations less than 24 hours prior are not entitled to refunds. Rescheduling is possible but not guaranteed. Please contact the customer service prior to the appointment time to discuss cost and availability options.
Shipping & Return:
We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To Qualify for any return, the product must be in the same condition as when you received it. Not used, not opened, unworn, in its original packaging. You will also need to send it to us with the receipt or proof of purchase.
Please return to: Medicines Online, 89 Falcon Rd, London. SW11 2PF
You can read our full return policy here:
https://medicinesonline.org.uk/return-policy/
We offer next day delivery; however courier delivery times are out of our control. We are unable to offer refunds for any late deliveries. But you will receive courier tracking information once your order has been dispatched. And orders placed by 1pm are dispatched on the same day.
My Papilloma Testimony – Rebekah
Ovarian Cancer stage 4 at 25 years old. My story of a life of HPV. The beginning . I’m holding the phone and still can’t believe I’m writing this CA125 post. The disease is insidious. It sits quietly, doesn’t stick out, and doesn’t bother or hurt anything. My level was high, but I can’t even imagine how long I lived with the tumour.
A year, or maybe two? Of course, like many girls, I had typical “female” problems, cysts or inflammation. There is no need to be afraid of this, and women face it. The main thing is to treat it on time, which I did.
The shock is that I’m one of those people who barely cuts a finger… and immediately goes to the hospital! Otherwise, you never know 😬
Could you tell me how?
How could it be possible to waste stage 4 OC with such vigilance towards health? Among the main symptoms is distant pain during sexual intercourse. And most importantly, a bloated stomach. I constantly blamed myself for eating a lot; I didn’t understand why my stomach swelled so much from one meal, massage, warm bath or workout.
I wrote off the CA125 pain
My test gynaecologist said that it was psychosomatic… like when there is inflammation, then you have pain, but it deposits in your head. The whole problem is in my thoughts because I am healthy. At first, I thought I should not write so openly and with details. But this needs to be known.
It will help someone and save a life.
Time passed, and over the last few months, my stomach began to feel completely bloated. I again blamed myself for the food. I was thinking about going to an endocrinologist, but the thought crept in that I was intolerant to some foods. And now we are approaching our main station, which gave the impetus to hear a terrible HPV diagnosis…positive test result.
What was next?
At the end of April, I started running to the toilet very often, little by little, as if something was pressing. It reached up to 30 times a day. As soon as I took a drink, I was already running. There were no cuts or pains. Therefore, I was in no hurry to see the doctor. I thought it was normal Cystitis, but for some reason, it’s painless.
This went on for about a month. It came and went.
At one point, I was pressed… my stomach began to pull. I ran to my clinic to the emergency room, and they waved their hand “CYSTITIS, for sure.”… If only I had known where this would lead me, they prescribed me a pile of pills, herbs and no spa.
Surprisingly, the Nospa did not help me.
The pain was nagging and dull, and I endured it for 3 days. I made an appointment with a paid Gynaecologist I had seen for 3 years. I understand that I can’t wait until the appointment. So I called the clinic, and they connected me with a nurse… came without notes.
I’m flying straight from work.
I run into the online clinic local service point, and the doctor looks at me in the chair and says: URGENTLY TO THE HOSPITAL… I was very scared. When I was asking, “What is it?” She said that she couldn’t examine me much because what she saw looked like an ectopic pregnancy, and it could be life-threatening. I run to the hospital in tears and call my loved ones.
They came and brought documents, and the examination lasted a very long time – 6 hours. One surgeon had to manage two rooms of patients in serious and very serious conditions.
Hospital Again
I’m used to going to the hospital for checks if the pain doesn’t go away because they do a full examination, which makes me feel calm. The HPV skin tag surgeons did not understand what the problem was, maybe appendicitis… tests were needed.
There were even suggestions that it was a hematoma from stretching the abdominal muscles during training…
I came for an ultrasound, the doctor was an adult man… there was confusion on his face. He studied the image on the screen for a long time and moved over the stomach… he called another doctor and said he wanted her to come over. But she had already left her shift.
This alarmed me
But still, I thought this was just another inflammation that would quickly be treated for me, and I would go home. At the end of the ultrasound, it was written: a neoplasm was discovered…
The doctors still didn’t understand the HPV problem… I was hospitalised…
I was in the hospital with a cheerful grandmother who took my things and with cool girls who helped me come to my senses. Not understanding the nature of the pain, the doctor decides to perform surgery, diagnostic laparoscopy, through punctures.
They take me away for surgery…as I remember now, the girls wave and say everything will be fine; the nurse smiles and says,
“We’ll get you there soon, don’t worry.”
I especially remember that moment, and now I remember every moment in my life… At first, they couldn’t roll my bed out of the ward. I was stuck… at that moment, an additional patient was put with us (there was no room). The white ceiling flashed before my eyes, like in the movies.
We got caught on a step in the elevator, and my bed swayed sharply. They brought me to the operating room, and there… no one. It was dark, and there was no light. The nurse said, “Did we mix up the operating room? “… At this moment I started to panic… something was going wrong… something was going wrong.
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